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Every day for a week last summer, OnlyFans star Nick Finch removed a frostbitten Tupperware container from his icebox, emptied a rote ejaculation into it and put it back into the freezer.

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His explanation for doing so was simple: He was planning to cook and eat itand he needed enough material to fry, microwave and bake his own homegrown eggs. YouTube deleted the video of him doing this, but you can still find it on his OnlyFans. Nor was Finch the only person freezing his own cum for creative purposes last year, or in general.

Dear Santa, Can you please please please please please bring me Sans' cum in a little container? I would appreciate it if it was frozen so.

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I'm sorry but 15 lo of frozen cum isn't enough yet don't ask why I have that, it's an aborted attempt at a kink. Her partner likes the aesthetic of it, too; the lovebirds got into the cold cum game last year after he came across a DIY manual that spelled out how to do it safely.

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Speaking of safety, a big question among cum-freezers is how safe it is to play with days-to-months old frozen cum. For some reason, none of the fertility clinics, urologists or sperm researchers I reached out to would talk to me about this, and there are exactly zero articles about the biology of DIY cum storage. So, I had to rely on the personal s of Mandy and others like her for answers instead. In fact, it seems that taking frozen cum the oral route — in martinispopsicles and ice cubes — is at least somewhat alright.

Other s allege much longer. As Finch discovered in his video, even the tiniest bit of heat can cause the water in cum to evaporate rapidly, leaving only the congealed, denatured proteins of the actual sperm intact. Lots of people float the cum container in a small pot of warm water to help bring it up to room temp, too.

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The same could be said for the vagina, a delicately balanced ecosystem whose pH can be easily thrown into yeast infection or bacterial vaginosis territory by the introduction of, say, a toxic iceberg of cum. The bigger concern, it seems, is that a DIY at-home cumcicle could get someone pregnant.

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Not only are home freezers nowhere near cold enough to preserve sperm — which are frozen in professional facilities in liquid nitrogen at degrees Fahrenheit or lower for fertility purposes — they tend to die en-masse when semen dries up or they contact air. According to Sppare. No child wants to find out that they were created from a homemade cum popsicle.

How to save cum

Isabelle Kohn is a sex and relationships journalist, educator and consultant who, for some reason, keeps writing about livestock instead. She writes features and long-form pieces for MEL, usually without the help of Clippy.

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